We are children of the Goddess
And the Horn'd One who begot us
And with love, the Craft they taught us
That's good enough for me

We are followers of Wicca
And although we sometimes bicker
Let's shake hands and drink some liquor
That's good enough for me

Let us worship mighty Gaia
And hear what she has to say-a
Each and every single day-a
That's good enough for me

When we faced the Inquisition
We maintained our opposition
And preserved the old tradition
That's good enough for me

Now the candles are a-gleaming
And the cauldron is a-steaming
And the full moon is a-beaming
That's good enough for me

Let us pray with the Druids
As we drink fermented fluids
And run naked through the woo-ids
That's good enough for me

Let us all go worship Loki
He's the Nordic god of chaos
Which is why this verse does not rhyme
Or sync or scan or nothin'

Let us all worship Venus
Of the goddesses, she's keenest
She once kissed me on my ... elbow
That's good enough for me

Now our Goddess is the nicest
And the witches are the wisest
So just ankh if you love Isis
That's good enough for me

As we celebrate at Yule
We will bring the year's renewal
As the kids stay home from school
That's good enough for me

Now we gather in the forest
And we're joining in the chorus
There'll be songs and dancing for us
That's good enough for me