Friends, are you concerned that when you're raptured up to heaven (any day now), your pets and all your material wealth will be seized and abused by the godless unsaved hordes during the Tribulation (or during the second half of the Tribulation, depending on your interpretation of Scripture)?

Wouldn't you like to be sure that Fluffy and your stock portfolio are lovingly cared for by, if not a True Believer, then by a NICE GUY with good intentions?

WORRY NO MORE!

Just send an email to me, Pendragon, so that I can send you your Pre-Rapture Will, Power of Attorney, and Assignment of Properties kit.   Sign them where indicated, identifying all your worldly belongings (pets by species and name; real property by legal description; stock portfolio by brokerage and account number; savings accounts by account number and PIN).   Remember, you shouldn't lay up treasures on earth!   Better to divest yourself now!

I'll play with your happy doggie and keep all your stuff safe from the BAD GUYS.   You don't want Fluffy to be abused by non-Christian left-behinders, do you?

AFTER THE RAPTURE COMES, IT'S TOO LATE!   ACT NOW!