As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from a renowned scientific journal, I am pleased to present the following scientific inquiry into Santa Claus.
1. No known species of reindeer can fly; however, there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified. Most of these are insects and germs, but this does not completely rule out the possibility of flying reindeer.
2. There are just over two billion children (defined as persons under the age of 18) in the world. Since Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, and Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Santa's work load is reduced by 85%, which means that he has 378,000,000 children to take care of. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91,800,000 homes. For the sake of argument, we will assume that each and every one of those households has at least one good child in it.
3. If Santa makes a list and checks it twice - a list that names each and every one of those 378,000,000 children - and spends only one second on each child, he will spend 24 years just working on the list itself (of course, he could cut this down to just 12 years if he checked the list only ONCE).
4. Arguably, Santa has 31 hours of "Christmas" to work with (6:00 pm on Christmas Eve until 6:00 am on December 26, and taking into account time zones and the rotation of the earth, and assuming additionally that he travels east to west). This works out to 882.6 homes visited per second. For each Christian household, Santa has just over .001 seconds to